DictionarY JokeR SerieS - ‘Pastime’ : Spare Time Pursuit, Hobby

When two, whose hobby is, -profound study of CHAMBERS, meet:

That you are now retired, how do you pass your time?

Look, you know -I am a man with no ego whatsoever; ...

? ..You have not answered me!

Well, to elucidate – to be true to myself -I can’t claim to - pass time; it passes on its own.

I know, I know-but what I meant was – What is your ‘spare time pursuit’?

How silly you are! Is that not –begging the question? ....after retirement, I have, of course, all the time (24 hours of the clock) to spare.

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Only that, - I have no ‘pursuit’ .

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‘Super Brain’ – A Missing Word?!

I have always great respect for Englishman.

ARE you an ‘antinational’!

Nnno, Nnno- I respect him because he is the one who I can dare say, – is true to himself.

How come?

He is never shy to laugh ‘at himself’.

Not only that; he is frank enough to  not believe in the concept of ‘super brain’.

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For that matter, my guess is, - he not even fully believes in the concept of - ‘brain’

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I, No Inch Of Me, Am A Bureaucrat

Hello sir, how are you!

Ai Manju, meet my friend, a government official.

Oh, glad to meet you sir; this is the first time I have the pleasure of meeting a bureaucrat!

Nnno, Nnno Madam! I am not one; even an inch of me!

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Let me explain; no rules (of book), for me to rigidly follow; frankly, I never ever refer any book, even if I have one - so no question of me rigidly following...

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Yess, believe me Madam... if I say, there may be rules but never even look into them.

How then you manage!!!

No doubt I am rigid as expected of me, so firm enough to create delays and difficulties.

But thenn ;

Of course, people who come to me, know that; but they are shrewd enough to ensure that they don’t suffer any such delays or difficulties.

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Front drop: Per Dictionary, Bureaucrat means: “1. A government official. 2.an official who follows rules rigidly, so creating delays and difficulties,...

Oh, is that so! pity meee!

A Joint Venture

At the Parliament House Corridors -

Look there! you know who are those 3 chaps?

One in the middle you may know.

Nnno!

He is a co-member of the House.

Oh! Surprising, I have never seen him inside the august House!

Achha!

The other two- one is a lawyer, another a bureaucrat.

How is it then I always see all 3 bunched together, in our corridors, engaged in an animated chat; don’t they have their own offices?

This lobby is their office during the day time; that is why.

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Yes, they run a joint venture enterprise– ‘professional lobbyists’.

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THE CATCH WORD

At the air port lounge:


I have been noticing you - kept laughing !


No, no; I was laughing at myself .


Then you must be an Englishman ?


No, no!


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To be precise, - I was laughing myself.


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CA and Lawyer - rolled into one!

Look! there he goes.

Who is he?

He is - ‘so and so’

What is he?

A professional.

Which one?

A CA;  also a lawyer.

Then he must be one having knowledge of both - 'Accounting' and 'Law'.!

Oh, yes; “TO THE BEST OF HIS KNOWLEDGE AND BELIEF”  

I don’t get you! 

You better get and ask him only.

ENGLISH - A FUNNY LANGUAGE (1)

WHY DO I SEE YOU ALWAYS WEARING A SWEATER - EVEN WHEN IT IS WARM OUTSIDE?

OTHERWISE, I 'CATCH ' COLD.

WHY THEN SHOULD YOU 'CATCH' IT AT ALL !